That time that Catwoman angrily stomped on Captain Kirk’s foot
wait a minute… is that Gimli in the background??
It certainly is, with Mary Poppins
Ah, the nerd is strong with this post
Kodak. In The Lost Art of Profanity, Burges Johnson suggested that kodak was an excellent swearword that George Eastman wasted on a gadget. Other wasted swearwords on Johnson’s list: “Kleenex!” “O Hemorrhoids!” “Gestalt!” and “Lydia Pinkham!”
Chapter 9: Curses—A Pack of Proposed Profanities—
A Connoisseur’s Collection of Old and New, Weird and Wonderful, Useful and Outlandish Words, Paul Dickman
I love them all!!
Now that this is nearing 100,000 notes, I need to clear something up:
The Venn Diagram of boys who don’t like smart girls and boys you shouldn’t date is NOT a circle.
The thing is, if it were a circle, this would mean that the set of “boys you don’t want to date” is exactly the same as the set of “boys who don’t like smart girls.” But in fact I can imagine many situations in which you might not want to date a boy who DOES like smart girls. Some of these boys might include:
* Boys you just don’t want to date.
* Your brother.
So in fact, the circle of boys you don’t want to date is larger than, but entirely includes, the circle of boys who don’t like smart girls.
One of my absolute favorite things ever said by John Green.
So much Venn Diagrammatical win.